My dear Shame Train readers: I’ll admit it. I fucked up. Big time.
I haven’t written because I slipped up, dated someone I shouldn’t have. I promise it will never happen again (or at least I hope not).
I found myself ready to date someone. It was […]
When you first meet someone, 99 percent of the time youʼre meeting their “representative,” not their real self. The person they want to be. The person they want you to think they are. The very best of themselves.
Everyone bullshits to some extent. However, single men here in NYC not only have an honorary […]
Looking back on 2012, as well as looking through other peopleʼs Instagrams and generally taking a little time out from the shenanigans, Iʼve realized Iʼve had quite a year. And Iʼm pretty fucking happy itʼs over. Without further ado, hereʼs my Shame Train year (may be my most shameful yet) in review:
I wish OKCupid worked for me. I really do. I know people that have met their soon-to-be-wives on the site and I’ve met girls that have had fairly great dates and met boyfriends on there as well.
This has not the case for me. This […]
“Hello? MizBlitzed, you there?”
I had already hung up and was putting on shoes to head down to […]