The following are all names of various WiFi networks found in Bushwick, obtained by walking around w/ our phone seeking open WiFi connects. We’d be hard-pressed to draw sweeping conclusions from this sample, other than to note that the number of hipsters on any given block could directly correlate w/ the number of clever and/or snarky WiFi names found there. And that Henry, whoever he is, is the coolest.


PeachMonster

Cornholio Buttnopticus

BearShortage

Heartwrecka

Sweet Baby Jesus

cockblocker guest

OnlyTheStrongWillContinue

josh smells

sinstickchicks

manhandler

HenryistheCoolest

Drimble Wedge

Liquid Tourist

digital featherland

Pork Buns

Blackqueenz

GhostCarriage

lemonsqueezer

 no free wifi bitches

I have two puddings

thesillycrappies

jellobits

Winning

LA_VAMPIRA

Enhanced Buzz

uglywagon

BshwiickzDeMOn

PsychBitch

LadyDevious

sugarnuts

Fort Funzies

MY CAREER

polla abdool phantasy megastore

Death

Soup and Cookies

Bluntzilla

Ay!QueBruto

Bub Rub

Free Cupcakes

 Spy any other interesting WiFi names in the hood? Send them our way and we’ll post them here.

 

 

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