OkCupid Consultant

Are you frustrated sending messages and getting no response? Feel like you are getting nowhere with online dating? Maybe you don't even know where to start? You're not alone. Online dating has been around for a while, but it's only been socially acceptable for a short time now. There's a whole new set of social rituals and etiquette that, for many of you, may be more trouble than they're worth to learn.

Hi. I'm here to help.

My name is Adriana and I am an OkCupid consultant. I can increase your chances exponentially, so you can start meeting and hooking up immediately.

I know it can be daunting to select a username, photos, and carefully answer those survey questions. Some of the most innocuous questions--the ones you don't even care that much about--can be huge deal breakers for your type of girl. And, worse, chances are your favorite pictures are not even close to your best.

I and my team provide a three-tiered service that will take you from the beginning to the end--off the internet and out into the world.

Here's a brief sketch of how it usually works:

Tier One:
"Meet and Setup"
I prefer meeting in person, because it's the awkwardness of the Internet this service circumvents, but if you are not in the area, we can Skype or phone chat. The initial consultation's purpose is to get a sense of who you are so I can help set up you up. We would discuss usernames--since you cannot change the name unless you upgrade and pay. Next, I'll look at as many photos as you can show me, and pick out your best. (Note: Tier#2 offers limited headshot and photography services--so if you don't have a good photo, we will make one!) Finally, I'll give you some tips on how to structure you're profile--and a comprehensive list of dos and dont's. $25

Tier Two:
"Now what?"
The second tier is for those who have their profile set-up, but need a little more guidance on how to throw themselves in the game. Tier 2 includes the initial consultation described above, but also includes a hands-on revision of your profile and survey questions answers. You'd be shocked at how the nicest people can come across as the biggest douchebags. Finally and most importantly, I will give template and lessons about how to message the people that catch your eye. $40

Tier Three:
"Let's do this!"
Tier three is where I'm with you all the way! It includes everything described above (even if you think you were competent enough to pick out a username, I'll just make sure). In this tier, however, I help you pick out matches that have the biggest chance of responding and help you structure your messages. $50

I'm not here to make a lot of money--just something to buy drinks with. Mostly I'm doing this because I think it is best hobby in the world, I just love doing this. I truly enjoy helping people have fun and begin an exciting new relationship!

Both men and women are welcome to contact me! okcupidconsultant@gmail.com